Waking up to only throw up at 1:30 in the morning was just how I wanted to start my day.




things to say during sex

  • nothing
  • you dont need sex
  • the lord is watching
  • amen

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If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

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as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

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If you were ever a girl that people whispered about and laughed at as you walked by…. That feeling never goes away. You’re suspicious of everyone around you having a good time, thinking it’s at your expense.

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wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

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Anonymous said: One time I was sucking this guy's dick, but it was in the back of my throat for too long so I threw up in my mouth. I swallowed it without him even realizing what had happened and continued sucking his dick.


THIS IS MY GREATEST FEAR WHEN GIVING HEAD HOLY SHIT. I am sorry you experienced this. Truly. 

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i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

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sockdreams.com is such a dangerous website omg you can drop so much money within the blink of an eye


let me tell you about sockdreams okay. everything they have is cute and their “longer” socks which are for taller or curvier people are amazing. i am almost 6 feet tall and not a skinny lady and i bought some thigh highs thinking they’d end up being calf socks on me and just kind of resigning myself to this fate but when they arrived (in like two days, holy shit they mail out fast) not only did they pull all the way up without trouble, they managed to stay up and look cute. as. fuck. OP’s right yo, that website’s a threat to your wallet.

sockdreams is such a legitimate company and I love them a lot

For realsies, SockDreams is amazing.  I really admire them as a company for making a strong commitment to being body positive.  They put a lot of effort into making sure their sizing information is accurate, have a wide range of options for plus and tall sizes, and are vigilant about hateful comments appearing on their sight.  Not to mention, the language they use on their website is very inclusive.  All my love for sockdreams.  

I’m so in love with this site.

Need. All. The. Socks.

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mom… dad… i’m…

#gay #instagay #gayhomo #gayfit #gayjock #gay #gayboy #hotgay #gaymale #boy #gayuk #hotboy #gayteen #gaylove #gayman #homo #gayp3nis #gaycute #gaychat #gaycool #gaykik #gaylike #gayhunk #gayinsta #gaymuscle #gaymer #gays #gaybody #gaymen

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Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

This is important.

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